I’d just be afraid of who I’d see walk through the doors. I know the sports fans go to Lou’s but I’m not sure who are usual visitors at the Dollhouse.
You don’t want to know. That’s why I changed my hours around so I could bartend for the people who are there for the sports and crap, but even then, most of them are just there for the counter dances.
Oh, come on, we both know I’m not that bad looking. Some could say they’d want to look at my face for the rest of their lives. You can learn to enjoy my company too, I’m not as bad as other people say I am. Hm, how about some candy, then? Or do I need to get sappy and buy you roses? Maybe show up at your work and surprise you with flowers and balloons?
Please, I believe that some would only say that just so you could get out of their face. I know you’re not as bad as everyone else says you are, you’re far worse. Be as sappy as you want, but the only thing you’d be accomplishing is irritating me far than you already do.
(Source: jillian-mercer)
I’d say let’s switch but I don’t think I’d like to be surrounded by people who go to watch women dance around in skimpy outfits.
Trust me, you and I are floating on the same boat. But, if I had to pick, I’d still be here.
Somehow Christian got there, somehow I can too. Come on, is the key to your heart chocolate? I’ll go buy a truckload for you.
I actually enjoyed his company and didn’t feel the need to vomit every time I looked at him - Can’t really say the same for you. And no, chocolate definitely isn’t the way to my heart, but you can go try that with some of those sappy teenage girls that live around here.
(Source: jillian-mercer)
Ah. It seems that everyone has skipped out on Lou’s and made their way to The Dollhouse. I, myself, am a bartender as well.
Lucky you. I would love to work at a job where I barely have to do anything.
Am I not worthy of Jillian Mercer’s cuter side? What can I do to get on your good side?
To answer your questions, no and absolutely nothing.
(Source: jillian-mercer)
Where do you work again?
The Big Dollhouse— I’m one of the bartenders.
Naw, I like this side of you much better. It’s cuter.
Don’t get used to it.
(Source: jillian-mercer)
Wish I could say the same.
They’ve been… Okay. I’m surprised you asked me how I was doing, you usually just sneer and make a sarcastic remark.
If you prefer the sarcastic remarks, I’ll be happy to do that too.
(Source: jillian-mercer)
